That’s what the name of "The Apprentice" should be. This is based on having watched half of last night’s season 2 finale. This was the only episode I saw of season 2, though I did watch season 1 religiously last spring.
Did I mention that Donald Trump is a total cheeseball whose selection criteria are only slightly more evolved than a high school bathroom smoking club’s? (Do you like her? What about you? Who do you like more?) That I have the privilege of working with dozens of people on a regular basis who are far better suited to running a business than any of the contestants on his show? And that anybody who uses him as a role model for anything other than self-promotion should not be entrusted to run an actual profit-making enterprise?