My contribution to a long line of screeds exemplified by The Highway 17 Page of Shame.
The worst drivers are all Volkswagen drivers:
Golf, Rabbit – The classic high school student’s first car. Driven by an inexperienced driver with no fear of death.
Jetta – Really wants a BMW but can’t afford one. Still drives it like a BMW.
GTI – Same as the Jetta, except replace BMW with Porsche.
Passat – Ex-Volvo driver who switched because modern Volvos aren’t boxy enough.
New Beetle, Cabrio – Special engine management software prevents the car from moving unless the driver is in an active cell phone call.
Microbus, Beetle – Still inhaling the marijuana fumes embedded in the interior (a factory option from 1964 to 1971).
Phaeton – Can’t tell; I don’t think anyone has bought one yet.