OK fellas, listen up: The fully shaved head look is over.* Over!
I cannot tell you how tired I am of my work meetings looking like a Moby impersonators’ convention.
This is not just my opinion, by the way. I’ve confirmed it with my official style arbiter, Rodger of 7.
Please do something else with the top of your head. Anything else, in fact, except a mullet or a comb-over.
* – Five extra demerits for pairing it with a goatee.