Messenger/Facebook status messages for today

Rather than posting them sequentially via Windows Live Messenger, I’m saving time by putting them in a single blog post:
  1. Danny Glasser thinks the airlines aren’t doing themselves any favors by playing saccharine Christmas music while they have you on hold for 30 minutes after disrupting your travel plans.
  2. Danny Glasser is contemplating liquidating his 401(k) account if he can avoid ever having to fly commercial again, in direct contradiction to his financial planner’s recommendation.
  3. Danny Glasser is repeating Samuel L. Jackson’s signature line from Snakes On A Plane to himself, only substituting "snow" for "snakes" and "roads" for "plane."
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